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« Reply #30 on Mar 13, 2009, 8:33am »

From The ORIGINATORS of World Famous “SOLD OUT” Swords such as:

The D.B.Rideout “Iron Rain” & “Heli-chopper” katanas

The Bloodwraith “Long Sword Tsunami” & “Death Blossom” katanas

The Hebigakure “AirWolf” katana

The Jose A. Rosario “Iron Rain of Death” & “Spit of the Iron God” katanas

The Andrew359 “Blades of the Gods”

The Recessmonkey “Helicopter of DOOM” katana

Hazama Yakiba proudly announces the premier release of his...

Rocket Powered "Flying Death Blade" Katana Sword... w/ special gasoline powered buzz-saw-blade attachments for the first 50 customers.

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Be the first tameshigiri practitioner on your block to cut down a whole forest of trees with only one fancy slice of your sword.

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« Reply #31 on Mar 13, 2009, 9:18am »


Mar 13, 2009, 8:33am, hazamayakiba wrote:
From The ORIGINATORS of World Famous “SOLD OUT” Swords such as:

The D.B.Rideout “Iron Rain” & “Heli-chopper” katanas

The Bloodwraith “Long Sword Tsunami” & “Death Blossom” katanas

The Hebigakure “AirWolf” katana

The Jose A. Rosario “Iron Rain of Death” & “Spit of the Iron God” katanas

The Andrew359 “Blades of the Gods”

The Recessmonkey “Helicopter of DOOM” katana

Hazama Yakiba proudly announces the premier release of his...

Rocket Powered "Flying Death Blade" Katana Sword... w/ special gasoline powered buzz-saw-blade attachments for the first 50 customers.

Pre-Orders are being accepted RIGHT NOW ! Don't Wait !

SEND HAZ MONEY to reserve yours as quantities will be limited !

Be the first tameshigiri practitioner on your block to cut down a whole forest of trees with only one fancy slice of your sword.

Not Available In Stores ! Must be under 18 years of age to purchase.

Limited to 1 Sword per caller ! ACT NOW !


Hahaha... You crack me up Haz! That right there is funny and I don't care who you are, that's funny!
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« Reply #32 on Mar 13, 2009, 4:04pm »

Nice Haz!!!!!!!!! 1+ karma you cracked me up with that!!!!!! I want the Flying Death Blade...can it be further customized? Titanium tsuba and koshirae, dismountable lateral tsuka (for extra handling capabilities with the buzzsaw and the small engine attached to the blade), and some vicious horimono of a winged turd, so it shows my enemies their permanent state once i finish dealing with them..............can you provide an estimate of the upgrades?
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« Reply #33 on Mar 13, 2009, 6:41pm »

Jose...

My next break-through in swordsmanship will be the blood resistant...

"Sword-Cam Tsuba" !!!

Here is the part of the Flying Death Blade Katana Sword eBay ad regarding the tsuba description:




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« Reply #34 on Mar 13, 2009, 7:59pm »

Actually, isn't EVERYONE prohibited from buying this product? ???

Oh, yeah. Everyone EXCEPT Abikay Amazah... now I wonder who that could be... ;D

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« Reply #35 on Mar 13, 2009, 8:26pm »

Slayer...

You playin' Twister ? ;)

You're user name and words are startin' to make me think you are the infamous Alucard !

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« Reply #36 on Mar 13, 2009, 8:57pm »

Dracula? ??? Naw, to stereotypical, lol. If I was going to be a vampire, I'd do it RIGHT! ;D

Hmm, Abikay Azamah DOES sound pretty cool, though... maybe he's youre evil alter-ego! :o :o :o

You know, like Paul has Puaul, his evil-ogre-alter-ego. ;)

-Slayer

P.S. I wonder how much it would actually cost to get a miniture spy camera instaled in a tsuba... Not very practical or useful, but a cool idea nonetheless. ;D

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« Reply #37 on Mar 13, 2009, 11:24pm »

tsuba cam, the original and the best. Recording those special cutting moments since 1496, guaranteed waterproof upto 500 feet (disclaimer: sword is not waterproof only tsuba, although waterproofing can be added to the sword for the low cost value of 39.95, but wait theres more if you order in the next 385 seconds you will receive a complimentary steak knife set free of charge)
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« Reply #38 on Mar 14, 2009, 11:36am »

Tsuba Cam Katana... A TCK, what an idea!

Lets all groove with a Tsuba Tube.

I spy, while you die.

Slice, dice today and show your friends tomorrow.

Record your opponents last moments and learn from his mistakes.

*Batteries not included*



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« Reply #39 on Mar 15, 2009, 9:40pm »


Mar 13, 2009, 8:57pm, SlayerofDarkness wrote:
[image] ? ??? Naw, to stereotypical, lol. If I was going to be a [image] , I'd do it [image] ! ;D

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« Reply #40 on Apr 24, 2009, 2:53pm »

Senbonzakura?

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« Reply #41 on Apr 24, 2009, 3:43pm »

I'd call it the 'Tears of the Oni' or something. Do oni cry?

Or 'Wrath of the Dhampir'...not sure why though. Was thinking of Vampire Hunter D atm.
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